Guys I had a dream Hannibal was naked and he shot people by holding his gun next to his dick and managing to stroke himself and shoot people at the same time?? Then he showed up to a party in his blue swim trunks and abigail was there and he got on a carousel and then will got on his back like he was a horse and rode him around the carousel
What the fuck

"The Seven Last Words of Jesus Christ."

i. Father, forgive them for they don’t know what they are doing.

ii. Truly, I say to you, you will be with me in paradise.

iii. Woman, behold your son. Son, behold your mother.

iv. My God, My God, why have You forsaken me?

v. I thirst.

vi. It is finished.

vii. Father, into your hands I commit my spirit.

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how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem


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Hannibal Lecter trying to get a little frisky while texting Will only to receive nothing but snapchats of Will’s dogs in return.

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*flips a table* HANNIGRAM
*runs down the street* HANNIGRAM
*hands out copies of promo pic* HANNIGRAM
*breaks down your door* HANNIGRAM
*does skywriting* HANNIGRAM
*lights self on fire* HANNIGRAM
*flys to the moon* HANNIGRAM

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why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

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i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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