madsmikkelsenn:

"I’m paying my debt. For helping me understand that death is not a defeat, but a cure."

pumpkinfuckermongoosewillygraham:

he gives me all this love but when i try to love him he gets mad

drunkfeferi:

superbakabutt:

drunkfeferi:

drunkfeferi:

COOKING TIME WITH BABY!

so far so good

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WHY R U COOCKIN UR BBY

because she looks cute enough to eat

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

lord-ponty:

i wish my hair floofed with my emotions like real anime girls

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Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.

yokhakidfiasco:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lvrslaflame:

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

221,863 black people reblogged this

lmfaoooo 

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Lol

neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine

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